We’re all kids at heart so we figured nothing would excite you more than receiving your swimwear broken up into a thousand tiny building blocks with a one thousand page instruction booklet so you can build them yourself! Spend many happy hours on your floor at home searching for the blocks, trying to stick them together in the right spot, and making sure they don’t fall apart and break into a thousand tiny pieces again!
Our latest skincare treatment has been scientifically proven by medical-type professionals who are massive on TT, that getting stung by any sort of jellyfish helps keep your skin young and supple. Which is why our latest swimwear is woven with the stinging tentacles of jellyfish and blue bottles. After you’ve worn our swimwear, you’ll need to regularly purchase our anti-sting treatment to help relieve the pain that you will experience. But at the end of it all you will look and feel amazing and we’ll have pocketed your hard earned money. This print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!
